Girls Chating Chating.? YeS MaMa....... .......WitH BoYs ? nO MaMa.. teling LiE ? No MaMa OpeN youR "FaceBook"....? Ha.... Ha.... Ha....A GIRL is like Bluetooth... You are next to her, She stays connected. You go away, She finds new devices. A BOY,however, is like wifi... Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not securedFather to Son After exam:"Let me see your report card. "son my friend just borrowed it. he wants to scare his parentsWhat do you think, why I sms you? Is it because I care you OR I miss you? OR I like you? OR I need you?OR I want to utilize free sms package.A Man & his Girl friend removed all of their clothes and the Girlfriend said " Treat me like your wife" the Man picked up her[Girlfriend]clothes and started to wash them ..